Tabel of Contence

• Prefice .............................................................................................................................. p. v
  The Joy of Orthinology, also, recognition of various and sordid contibrutors.
   
• Intraduction ...................................................................................................................  p.  ix
  What happens when somedy tries to speak or write incoherant terms, but Murhpy’s law takes over, making things go all wayword.
   
• Tabel of Contence .......................................................................................................... p. xii
   
• Chapter I: The Brain as the Locust of Human Thought ................................................ p. 1
  A sort of lingustic essey on the topic of orthinology. Though higly detailed, it is hopefully not ovally so.
   
• Chapter II: Medicle Misadventures I .......................................................................... p. 25
  This is the first enstalment of two conversations on medical matters; see also Chapter 8. This chapter deals with the woes of a regular biscuit case of a hypercardiac named Walter whose always making mountains out of manholes.
   
• Chapter III (3): Report to the Bored ............................................................................ p. 31
  This chapter celebrates the the phenomenom of saying the same thing over again twice.
   
• Chapter IV: Strong Verbs We Have Knewn and Loved .............................................. p. 39
  Things that stroke us as odd when we herd them.
   
• Chapter V: Psych Cession I: Trauma in Real Life  ...................................................... p. 43
  Chapters V and X are a cerial presentation of exploratory confrensations between a psychiatrust and a patient. This chapter deals with what the background the patient looks like comes from.
   
• Chapter 6: Operational Policy and Procedure Manual;
  Server Whether Extremes; Tornadoes, Hurricane  ................................................... p. 53
  A consendation of the Manual porvided at a goverment institution in the U.S. re responding to varius emergencys. (If you are at this institution, you’d better hope a server emergency doesn’t happen, for which you need to check the Manuel.)
   
• Chapter VII: Newscaste ................................................................................................. p. 59
  How much of the news is rendered unfit to print. See allso Ch. XI
   
• Chapter VIII: Medical Misidventures II ...................................................................... p. 69
  See Chapter III. The conversation continues regarding a fellow who drinks himself into Bolivia every weekend.
   
• Chapter 9: A Fabrocation of Factiods  .......................................................................... p. 77
  E.g., did you know that the sunrise also sets?
   
• Chapter X: Psych Cession II: Crossing the Genderation Gap  ..................................  p. 81
  See Chapter V. This time Doc and Pat bite the bull by the horns and get down to the real Mickey Mouse of the matter: Pat’s relationships with women of the opposite sex.
   
• Chapter Xi: Wordwild News .......................................................................................... p. 89
  Outstaggering foregin debt combines with repalling conditions and object poverty to produce tention that is paplable, while angry lynches and enraged mops roam streets filled with human waste and refuge.
   
• Chapter XIII: Dazed at Juan and Rosa’s Restaraunt ................................................. p. 95
  Serving up, for your dinning pleasure, a selection of some of the mostly delicious and carefully prepared delicacies to be found anywhere in the world.
   
• Chapter XIV: Overherd in Church ............................................................................... p. 99
  Ludicrossities that we say at our most sinecure.
   
• Chapter XV: Vaction Travalogue ............................................................................... p. 113
  An exiting adventure, with an aulminous encounter in a bandit warehouse that just might scare you shiftless and make all the hair stand up on the back of your end.
   
• XVI: Afterward:
  On the Pervasity of the Practice of Orthinology..................................................... p. 127
  Offers reasurrance that boopers are not about to dissapear from the earth; we are, in fact, just scratching the tip of the iceberg.
   
• Ammendum and List of Errota................................................................................... p. 131
  A final addendix providing a fitful end to the book.