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The Brain as the Locust of Human Thought

Counting chickens in the basket
(A selection from David Tuggy’s blooper collection)



  • We can put all our marbles in one basket and give it all we’ve got
  • Don’t count all your chickens in one basket
  • Don’t count your pennies on that chicken
  • Don’t count your chickens before they’re laid
  • No sense counting all your eggs before they hatch in one basket
  • Don’t count the eggs in your basket
  • You don’t want to kill two birds with one basket
  • Don’t count your kitchens before they hatch
  • Don’t count your pennies before they hatch
  • I wouldn’t count my pennies on that chicken!
  • Don’t put all your chickens in one hatch
  • Don’t count your chickens in the bush
After all:
  • A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand
  • A bird in the hand is better than two in the house
  • A bird in the hand is worth two in the foot
  • A bird in the hand saves nine
besides which
  • A rolling stone is worth two in the bush
and
  • A hand in the sparrow is better than two in the bush





Illustration Copyright © 2000 Christopher Tuggy
Collection Copyright © 2009 David Tuggy


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